Hugs not drugs

M: Apparently cats don't like group hugs.

E: **raises eyebrow**

M: What?

E: How did you...

M: I just put my arms around everybody and yelled "Group HUG!"

M: I liked it. It was very fuzzy!

M: Who doesn't like group hugs?

E: Cats apparently.

Just like Paris

M: I'm gonna turn the air conditioning on 'cause it's really hot in here.

E: K.

Wait...

Time Passes.

Wait...

Time Passes.

M: I'm gonna turn the air conditioning off 'cause I'm done being hot.

E: Oh, honey, you were done being hot years ago.

M: **sarcastically** Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

E: Heh heh heh heh heh.

M: Look. Who's. Talkin.

E: *Death Stare*

M: Heh heh heh heh heh.

Yes We Can!

M: Obama Won!

E: Wow! I'm glad we helped!

M: I'm so happy! Yay yay yay yayayayayaYAYAYYYY!!! *does a little happy dance*

E: This is so awesome for so many reasons. *tears up & sniffles*

M: Yeah... but you know what the best reason is?

E: What?

M: Finally I won't be upset when they interrupt my favorite shows for an announcement from the president. I don't think I'll ever not want to watch him talk.

E: Ha! Well, I guess whatever makes you happy.

M&E: Congratulations PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!!!

E: God DAMN! is it shiny to be able to say that!

M: Woot woot!!

M&E: *happy dance*

Feud!

M: We haven't blogged on our new blog in awhile.

E: I know. It's because I'm not talking to you.

M: Not talking to me? Why??

E: Oh you know why. *storms off*

M: *shrugs*

Diversity

M: Y'know, I'm kinda like Angelina Jolie, except with animals instead of children.

E: What?

M: Yeah, well I have two black kitties that I adopted from a shelter, one white kitty that was a stray off of the street, and one brown puppy that was adopted from a rescue organization. See! I too have a multicultural ethnically diverse family.

E: ...

M: They just have four legs instead of two.

E: ...

M: ...

E: You do know you're crazy right?

M: Well, look who I'm talking to.

E: Touche.

Sometimes I talk to myself

Okay, most of the time I talk to myself. But sometimes the conversations are interesting or funny. Like this one today...


M: Somebody stole my soda out of the fridge at work the other day, so today I put a big note on it so no one would take it.

E: What did the note say?

M: It said "This is my soda. If you steal it you will die. It contains a radioactive substance that only I have the antidote for. DO NOT DRINK!!!!!"

E: And did anybody steal it?

M: No silly. It's right here.

E: Oh.

M: I think somebody probably was gonna steal it, but then read the note and thought "She's just that crazy. She might have actually put something in this." and decided not to.

E: If you're really that crazy, then should you be drinking it?

M: Hmmm... good point. I hadn't thought of that.